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Name: Kerr 4
Location: Oklahoma, United States


Interests: Ping pong, scooting around the floor, making movies, running around the floor naked, basketball, Gamecube/Xbox/PS2, tearing up the lounge, and staying up into the wee hours of the morning.
Expertise: Kerr 4 is home to the greatest writer/director ever. Will Wackerman is the mastermind behind cult classics such as "Night of the Living Chicken" and the upcoming "Slice". Kerr 4 also has numerous outstanding actors. Kerr 4 studios is home to the future Hollywood.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 12/10/2004

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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Currently Reading
The Religion War
By Scott Adams
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hey everybody!   Update this Xanga.  Put the Xanga fire in your floormates.  Gripe about the our President.  Talk about chicks.  Trash talk William Wackerman!  Do it to it!


Thursday, July 21, 2005

Howdy fellas, Tyler here, to get this BLOG STARTED.  Thought I'd show a few comic strips that make a (very funny) mockery of Will's favorite muscular strong-man in a skin-tight costume.









Will, I'm gay for YOU, too.  And by "I'm" I mean "We all are".  And by "We all are" I mean "Jeremy is".


Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Currently Gaming
Super Smash Bros. Melee
By Nintendo
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Hey, all you stupid, idiotic freaks.  This is Will, you know, Will, the best person ever.  Listen up.  Tyler is gay.  Also, I have important news.  This year, Kerr 4 is going to be better than ever.  Plans are already underway to make this year the best year ever to live on Kerr 4.

Actually, the truth is, THERE ARE NO PLANS.  BUT, this year will be good, because, MAYBE I CAN PASS A STINKING CLASS THIS TIME.  Also, many movie ideas are already in the works, even a sequel to, well, you know, that one movie.  Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about.  Also, this is the year of 3 new video game systems.  Everytime the big systems come out, it is a fun, glorious time of arguing about which is the best.  Actually, the arguing really sucks because no one ever wins.  Right now, I don't give a crap which system is better.  I just want a Revolution more, cause I wanna play the new smash brothers.  That's all I want to do right now, and I'm getting ready by practicing on Smash Bros. Melee.  I also want a 360, but I can't decide whether to get that or a bigger tv.  IT'S SUCH A DIFFICULT DECISION.  Plus, if I get a 360, it will be at Christmas.  I have to pass Media Law this time and nothing must get in my way, not even, the greatest thing there is to do in the world, you heard me, video, gulp, games. 

Nice picture of me Tyler.  You're still gay.  Anyway, the picture's right.  I love video games.  I have many Spidey T-shirts.  I am still making movies.  And I still buy too many things.  By the way, I have at least 13 new video games since I went home, about 8 more dvds, and I've started 4 new movies this summer.  Get ready, FOR GREATNESS.  I am, READY FOR COLLEGE.  I AM, not ready for school.  I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK, and YET, I can.  ANYWAY, WILL, you are writing a freaking essay.  STOP IT.  Okay, I'll stop.  Cya Later ya FREAKISHLY UGLY DORKS


Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Currently Playing
Popcorn
By Hot Butter
From the "Slice" motion picture soundtrack
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As of Wednesday, May 18, Kerr 4 will never be the same again.  I will be the last official 2004-2005 Lady Thriller to check out.  It was a good year.  A lot of movie making, video gaming, and nudity went down.  Kerr 4 will never again be awesome.  Hopefully Will and Derrick can build another nerd community in 401, but it will never be as nerdy as Taylor, Scott, and Cai made it. 

Kerr 4 was the best damn floor in Kerr.  I don't care what anyone's trophy or certificate says.  We had a fearless Hall President, a desk-clerk-turned-RA, and Will Wackerman, not to mention all the other swell guys that rocked out with their cocks out.  I hope Kerr crumbles to the ground next year.  We lived it up and made Kerr 4 what it will never be again. 

To the Men of Kerr 4 2004-2005, I hope you never forget Will's movies, Casy and Jairus's penis profiles, the busted toilet wall, the dry erase marker war over "The Smoke Filled Room.com", "ihateyouripod.com", Halo 2, and the Golden Gun.  I hope you remember whatever else went down as well.  The bitches past 2 a.m., the drinking, the George Foreman grilling, the pot smoking, and lord knows what else.  I'm not stupid, I'm just good at making it look like I am.  Good luck next year and have a bitching good time.  Peace out bitches, may Kerr 4 forever be a fond memory.

~J.E.


Saturday, May 07, 2005

Currently Watching
Slice of Terror
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Someone new posted!  WOW!  Tyler here again, as usual, responding to some especially witty commentary by Geodude-Spider, aka Will Wackerman. 



Will, living in 401 when he's not living at home, enjoys long drives on the beach, and making home movies of Derrick as "Slice", the plaid-wearing half-vampire(?) fighter of...  other guys on the floor.  Or should I say ex-guys on the floor.  :'(  Will also enjoys long drives on the beach, and bowling.

Spider-Man is stupid, video games are stupid, legos are stupid and filmmaking is stupid.  The end. 



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